Ozgar the Unnamable does not live in Miami Florida
Ozgar the Unnamable is not a 17-year-old male
Ozgar the Unnamable does not advocate occasional drug use
Ozgar the Unnamable does not cuss ever
Ozgar the Unnamable does not like to read profusely
Ozgar the Unnamable does not have an excessively gaudy vocabulary
Ozgar the Unnamable does not admire graffiti art nor does Ozgar do any graffiti art himself
Ozgar the Unnamable has never done a graffiti art piece with Discordian themes tied into it
Ozgar the Unnamable is not hated by nearly everyone in the graff scene for his strange messages
Ozgar the Unnamable would care very much if he were
Ozgar the Unnamable does not adamantly believe in Friedrich Nietzche's doctrine of The Superman
Ozgar the Unnamable is not in favor of doing away with all undesirable humans
Ozgar the Unnamable does not love music
Ozgar the Unnamable did not get into philosophy before he found Eris
Ozgar the Unnamable is a hard-core Christian

Ozgar's persona can fit easily into a bio at Discordian.com
Ozgar will never lie to you
Ozgar is a nice little plastic cube of a person who fits neatly into your conditioned mental programs designed to deal with the type of person you think he is.

Ozgar the Unnamable is NOT, I repeat, NOT a heavy raindrop to foretell of coming lightning

Ozgar does not want you to e-mail him
He has nothing to say to you.