Time is of the essence! An anerisian principle such as this can only lead to a harrying of the simple precepts of chaos and discord which we hold so dearly, even as agents of order try to wear us down. Pressing for time is like to press neatly our days, to iron and starch the schedules which increasingly define us, to make of mankind a grid, to empower the grids of others. Deadlines make for a dead, orderly society, so palatable to homo neophobus but sickeningly lethal to the neophile. And so Greyfaced forces conspire to give unti the Erisian a fatal asthma, as the lover of chaos chokes on the thick smog of routine and starch that increasingly IS American Society v2.001.

So what do we do? How do we rebel? Simple. By breaking down established precepts of order through optimizing the circumstances, priming the pump with chaos to provoke a sacred reaction in the mind and heart of the viewer. Put simply, we prank. Practical jokes, you say? Don't be silly. Hanging panties in a tree is useless, unless it's outside the house of a prude. Otherwise, that's not a prank, but a joke, done not for enlightenment but for amusement. While titilating, it is hardly useful. What revelation is reached, where can we be brought, merely through the static shock of a positive-negative charge to the brain? Where is the power? But what's accomplished? Nothing! So a few people are annoyed, big deal. Frat boys can do that. Are you so low? Call that a joke. But not a prank.

The prank is an ecstatic thing performed with the goal of introducing into the world a greater amount of chaotic, Erisian energy. And they're not that hard. Almost every situation you find yourself in can present an oppourtunity for a prank. For example, in a crowded cafeteria, talk loudly with a friend. Ask people to vote for Eris Discordia in 2004. Tell random people that you love them, or alterntely damn them to hell. Discuss cannabalism, religion, the state of the onions on your hot dog, with or without buns. Converts may be made through pranks. However humourous, pranks are not jokes, Pranks are sacred religious expression. Through pranks are exposed higher points of thought in lower men, and by this method we are lifted up.