Date: Mon, 7 May 2001 10:52:00 -0700
From: impulsivelad@collegeclub.com
To: hate@discordian.com
Subject: First Hate Mail (YaY)
Heil Kon-Troll !!!
You so called discordians are nothing but a bunch of inadequate losers fucking about on-line and swimming in your own filth and fantasy! This site is a waste of your time and talent. You should be in a cubicle desinging um, more important wed pages. Why not accept the Real world! The non-magical ball of dirt where you're going to slave away for 70 years and then die and burn in hell forever? Why not act like adults? Herr Imp
Date: Thu, 10 Jan 2002 23:08:24 -0500
This is not so much necessarily hate mail but a reminder that everything
you know is eventually rendered wrong by the next concentric circle of
reality outwards, where you will indeed come to bear with a brand new
slate or friends and foes. But after all, I am Hermes, Loki, Thoth,
Mercury, Mithra, Nebuchadnezzar, Alexander Hamilton, Han Solo, Starbuck,
Bowman from 2001, or whatever the hell you want to call me, and I know
better than you. Of course, I was sent here to beat chaos at its own
game, and I do so on a daily basis, for that is why I am ranked number
one out of all entities earthbound, as it were. Anyways, please realize
that beyond the savoi faire, or however you spell it, of the trendy mod
coolness of being a discordian, you surely could never handle it as I
often do, for choas like getting nailed in the cornhole when you are just
not in the mood, over and over and over, with blood and excrement
and semen and a big grin on your prison lover's face. But I guess you
guys are into things like that. Just remember, that in the Nietzscheian
sense I am Superman, in the Black Sabbath sense I am Ironman, but in the
good old comicbook sense I AM THE FLASH.
Date: Fri, 27 Apr 2001 00:41:01 -0700
Eris is a dog. A half breed dog. Half lab half rot. She has a nice ass.
Date: Sun, 6 May 2001 13:53:19 EDT
damn i could just imagine what it would be like if you people actually start
to spread. running around starting a religion out of "pulling pranks". Is it
laziness to escape from responsibilty? Vincent was schitzophrenic who could
understand him let alone juddge his art. the methods of critique were not as
developed then as they are now. back then they looked more at softness and
tone instead of design techniques that are used to day it goe along with
time. There are now ways to measure creativity and skill to create beautiful
works.
From: Evan Steuer
To: hate@discordian.com
Subject: I'm number one!
From: jocephicus
To: hate@discordian.com
Subject: rotten apples
She likes to play. Sometimes goo drips out her puss. She is so Keeyoot.
Actually I love Eris. (shrug) oh well
From: HeavyMetalDude28@aol.com
To: hate@discordian.com
Subject: wow