Dim the Barbarian

Dim was named such by her car, Dorothy, after a minor dispute over which radio station Dorothy's radio should be set to. Over time Dorothy has convinced Dim that pop music isn't that bad, as long as it's sung in a funky African language, they've been a happy couple ever since.

She's cofounder of the Userfriendly Cabal of Killer MooCow Unoccultists ("unocculted just for you") from St. Louis and can sometimes be found wearing really silly clothes.

Someday she'll make really good movies and people will worship her for it.

She claims she is not a rutabaga, but has been known to eat rutabagas with great relish.

In her spare time she sings loudly and off key in public libraries, or perhaps just howls endlessly at the moon while in that lovely grassy area next to the library.

She is Blysblys's sex slave and she loves Blysblys very much.

She's also known for spelling words wrong, so forgiver her.

Mail her.

This is a list of things Dim has written for Discordian.com:

  • Dim's Discordianism, a little piece of Dim's Eristic worldview.