Craig is the Official Janitor for the Church of No Dead Saints. He has generously volunteered his time and sanity to sort through the masses of old email to the editor. He will be cleaning up potential articles for publication, editing things, and contacting the authors. St. Mae really wanted to keep doing the editor thing, but real life got in the way and she figured having someone else take over was preferable to leaving things pre-publication for two years (!!).
Craig is a hardcore zen pornstar.
Craig lives for the juicy bits of life that are stuck between the teeth of even the angriest diety. He seeks them out, and savors them to their fullest. When he's done with them, he lovingly plants their seeds and waters them with rabid smiles and jittery humour. Craig is aggressively friendly. While he may bite (if asked nicely), he does not eat animals.
This a list of things Craig has written for Discordian.com: