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we built this site to help create a community of interested
and interesting individuals prepared to move beyond killing
televisions and the mere questioning of authority.
do as you say and nobody gets hurt...



Yes, it's true! We're doing a complete site redesign! It should be up on 5/23/03 or therabouts. Craig is now the Official Janitor for the Church of No Dead Saints - he is taking all the email that's been addressed to the editor that's been piling up, sorting through it, and cleaning it up for publication. The new site will have a ton of new content - sections on sex, divinity, blowing your own mind, not to mention more pranks, more rants, more magic, better links. Design comments and specific requests for content can be addressed to comments@discordian.com.


What's new?
This site updates pretty frequently. Saint Mae & cohorts are constantly writing and scheming and creating things for or related to Discordian.com. We don't want to be just one of those one night stand sites that you read once before the affair is over. No, Discordian.com wants to be your long-term lover. Keep checking back here every few weeks or so. There will probably be something new.



Buy Discordian! is officially open. This is a collection of links to the best Discordian items for sale on the net, a couple of which we're selling ourselves. Want that Kallisti t-shirt? Want a chaos star necklace? Find a link from this site. Still under construction, but the doors are officially open as of 02/02/02.

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