High Priest and Head Chef of the International House of Pan Cabal, is not a real person. He is a Prankster, a ferocious little gremlin capable of next-to-no significant mental damage. He is overly fond of passive voice.

Bro. Koshka attended a very expensive college, where he flaunted his lackadaisical nature in the face of several professors. They cared little - the other students paid more than enough for their A's. One C student couldn't endanger their tenure that much.

Several dozen C's later, our High Priest now occupies his time making lots of money to play ping-pong and Quake at a 'very progressive internet start-up.' His classmates continue to earn their BMW's from Daddy.

There are worse ways to finance one's Discordianism....

Mail him.

This is a list of what Bro. Bezoomny has written for Discordian.com:

  • The Mitochondria Conspiracy, a non-serious rant about germ warfare.
  • Happy New Year! It's not just for Gregorians anymore - a non-serious rant.