Buy Discordian!

Most religions have found ways to express their faith. There are Christian shirts, Muslim shirts, Jewish shirts, Pagan shirts, and loads of other things for all these religions and more. You can find these items all over everywhere.

Where, however, are the Discordian items? What if I want a shirt with the sacred chao on it? What if I want to profess my mad desire for all things Erisian? Until now, you would have had to do about twenty-three web searches and wade through a host of unrelated sites.

This page is a compendium of links to every cool Discordian item we can find for sale on the web. If you run across any links we don't have here, please mail St. Mae.

Shirts:

CafePress prints any image or photo on shirts and mugs and mousepads. Unfortunately, they only print white and grey shirts, which is why Saint Mae had her own made in black (if interested, email St. Mae). They charge a base price for this (they do all the printing, shipping, and billing), and you can set up a store for free. You can decide the price of your products, and any money over their base price goes to you. That being said, you'll see the prices differ on all the CafePress shirts linked here.

Discordian.com does charge more than the base price for shirts. We hope you understand that any money we recieve through CafePress and any of our other sales gets funneled directly back into Discordian.com. Just in web hosting alone, this site costs $250/year.

Discordian.com CafePress Stores:

Kallisti - simple, elegant, clean.

Church of No Dead Saints - holy relics.

Are You A Rutabaga? Good question.

Eagles May Soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Other Discordian CafePress Stores:

New! Uncle Doug Rocks! And indeed he does, with some of the best Discordian designs on CafePress.

Temple of Eris sells a really excellent Sacred Chao design. Plus, St. Marc from The Temple of Eris is a really excellent fellow. Support his store!

Jeff X. Mink's Chao Warehouse also sells a great Sacred Chao shirt. He's an old skool alt.discordia person, another wonderful personality to know and love.

Emperor Norton shirt - very nice.

The Vegetable Equality Group apparently also likes Discordia. The messenger bag is especially good.

The Barry Bittwister Cabal has some great stuff. Particularly the mug, don't be misled by the title....

Discord1 and Discord2 has a ton of black and white Discordian stuff.

Apparently a band, The Discordian Society sells some kickass Discordian shirts and other things.

Eris Rock makes shirts.

Underground Apparel makes a number of unrelated items, but the shirts that say "I am the love child of Eris and Cupid" are awesome.

Red Fox Productions has some great Discordian shirts.

Eristocrat shirts, some relevant, some not.

Other Discordian/Chaote Shirts:

New! Joy of Propaganda makes some *awesome* shirts! They're based on the UK and the currency conversion makes them a little expensive, but you get hand-printed quality and the satisfaction of supporting people who are making money doing what they love.

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Buttons:

I have not found any Discordian buttons for sale as of this time. This should be fixed! Got a button machine? Make some & email us. Check out the link under the jewelry section for Steve Jackson Games Illuminati stuff - there are some silver and cloisine pins for sale on that site.

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Jewelry:

General:

Mark Defrates makes *awesome* occult jewelry for almost any tradition you can think of. Ranging from about $20-$200, you'll find chaostars, sacred chaos, a hand of Eris pendant and much more. I've bought stuff here, and *highly* recommend it.

Chaostars:

Chaos star "eternal order of chaos" pendant, super cheap. This one, from the same site is also cheap.

Illuminati/Eye in Pyramids:

Steve Jackson Games Illuminati - pendants, key chains, and pins. Very clean design.

Gold(en) Apples:

Gold apple charm, on the more inexpensive side.

Apple pendant - either silver (what's the point?) or gold (super expensive, but nice).

Kinda ugly gold apple charm is medium-expensive. (It's not really that bad, just not to my particular taste. Worth looking at.)

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Misc.:

Emperor Norton Chips - We're not joking... San Francisco is home to Emperor Norton Sourdough Chips. They taste pretty good overall, but we imagine that if you want them at all, you'll be wanting them for their awesomeness rather than their snacky goodness. Comes in original flavor and ranch. (Editor's note: Me too!) We use these at KallistiCon for a Discordian communion. To quote one of the participants, "...and he said, 'Eat of my flesh, for it is zesty and good!'"

Loompanics is an awesome resource for all kinds of interests. They sell books on all topics, from the Principia Discordia to tax evasion and lockpicking. Loompanics published one of the first large-scale printings of the Principia.

Unamerican Activities puts out shirts and stickers and zines and other assorted things all hell-bent on getting you to FUCK WORK. Not specifically Discordian, but the stickers and zines are perfect for Erisian-style culture jamming, so we just had to include this link.

Eris frisbee!

Kallisti wall clock, great image!

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